Canned Dragons

A personal weblog by Robert — a mere Christian, aspiring minimalist, budget audiophile and paper airplane mechanic.


  • There are some amazing photos of holy sites in France coming from @eastbrad. I was especially enthralled by Mont-Saint-Michel.

  • Van’s yellow and black Half Cabs. The official shoe of Canned Dragons.

  • Black Butterflies

    Kupajo warns us to beware of black butterflies.

    Male grayling butterflies prefer to mate with darker female graylings. When caged with a female grayling and a cardboard cutout of a grayling painted black, the male will choose the cardboard cutout over the female. Beyond being an example of bro falling for an unrealistic standard of beauty, such a preference reveals that even in matters fundamental to survival and reproduction, these creatures can be seduced by artificial models they’d never encounter in nature.

    The analogy holds up when you read about people falling in love with LLMs and being rewired by impossible standards of beauty. Basic humanity is now subordinate to machine slick simulacrums.

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  • I attempted to attend Divine Liturgy at another Orthodox parish today, but couldn’t even get into the nave because there were so many people.

  • Star Wars The Product

    Buddy cop movie, The Mandolorian and Grogu, hit theaters this weekend. The film is expected to gross about $102 million dollars by the end of the Memorial Day holiday. Nothing to sneeze at. It’s probably fair to say those box office receipts, more than any other factor, drive the direction of the Star Wars series of films and television shows.

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  • Quick Hit

    Clive Thompson has the story of how Phil Collins accidentally invented gated reverb, the drum sound of the 80s, by leaving a talkback microphone on.

    Normally, the reverb on a drum hit is intense at first, then slowly fades away. But in the Phil Collins drum session, the accidental reverb behaved differently. It had a nice, loud, booming reverb for a moment — then the reverb abruptly stopped. This created a very cool new type of drum sound. It was boomy and huge, but wasn’t messy, because the reverb for each drum hit ended before the next drum hit.

    Gated reverb was used to startling effect on “In The Air Tonight” (watch a first-time reaction video to the song if you haven’t already). Prince jumped all over the drum sound, and it was also used by Kate Bush, John Cougar Mellencamp, Hall and Oates, and Duran Duran.

  • Don’t Panic

    Despite seemingly being designed by a corporation to be mostly inoffensive, sometimes to the point of banality or worse, Coldplay launched into the world consciousness hot, with “Don’t Panic,” the song in the pole position on their debut album Parachutes. Though I personally feel more generosity towards Chris Martin and crew, some believe “Don’t Panic” is the band’s only good song.1 Whatever the case, the track was certainly a winning way for Coldplay to announce their arrival on the scene.

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  • It’s certainly not bug-free, but the ATmosphere integration in WordPress is a lot more straightforward right out of the gate than the ActivityPub implementation.

  • Pocket Computers

    John Burn-Murdoch writes for Financial Times about the single unifying theory around the decline in fertility.

    The number of births fell first and fastest in the areas that received high-speed mobile connectivity earliest. The authors argue that smartphones have transformed how young people spend time with one another, sharply reducing in-person socialising and leading to the collapse in their fertility.

    The reason for population decline is hiding in your pocket.

    This isn’t at all suprising to me. Marital experience has taught me that it’s hard for a spouse to be as interesting an endless supply of short-form videos.

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